Once upon a time, there was a happy little unicorn
named Lindacorn.
She had two little unicorn friends. They played together
a lot.
One day, the three decided to build a clubhouse.
Fun, fun, fun!
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| The clubhouse was BEAUTIFUL! |
The other unicorns decided to vote to see who could be in the club. Can you guess who did not get voted into the club?
They blackballed Lindacorn!
Oh no! Lindacorn was devastated!
She ran home crying. Lindacorn had not yet learned how
to kick ass. Instead she went on a long and ugly bender.
When Lindacorn rose up from the ashes of her debauchery,
she decided to form a club of her own.
Anyone could join as long as they LIKED
She even made an exception for those who were not on facebook and/or did not have opposable thumbs.
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| Lucy |
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| ????? |
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| Buddy |
There were lots of cool members.
Together, they built a virtual clubhouse
in Bora Bora.
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| The clubhouse was beautiful! |
And they wore imaginary
secret decoder rings.
They vowed to keep the club open to anyone... (except maybe the trolls and haters whose asses they would have to kick).
They all lived happily ever after, (in Bora Bora, of course).
That is the story of how
The Kick-Ass Unicorn Club
was formed.
The Kick-Ass Unicorn Club
was formed.
The End.
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